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I still have all five digits on both hands and pray to keep it that way. I might be a disappointment to most of you as the bike I ride has pedals, and my knowledge of motorcycles is novice at best. But I've been aware of Ootmik for years now and have met several members as they've come through town, staying the night at Rench's place, who is my brother. He's suggested more than once that I check out the boards, and really it's past due as I've been sporting UTMC stickers on my vehicle and explaining "it's a cult, not a club" and "they're the good guys".
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Pinky Status
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Pinky Status
Hengry wrote:Hi all!
As suggested by DG - Hengry's intro:
I still have all five digits on both hands and pray to keep it that way. I might be a disappointment to most of you as the bike I ride has pedals, and my knowledge of motorcycles is novice at best. But I've been aware of Ootmik for years now and have met several members as they've come through town, staying the night at Rench's place, who is my brother. He's suggested more than once that I check out the boards, and really it's past due as I've been sporting UTMC stickers on my vehicle and explaining "it's a cult, not a club" and "they're the good guys".
It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Fuck almighty, you mean it has a brother? Oh, jeez, I'd just assumed there was only one of him (other than the Renchlette and the Renchita)...
WELCOME!
Presumably you've noticed your brother still maintains all his digits, much to my dismay. Still, I owe Chi-town a visit sometime, and now that there are two of you perhaps I can make the trip worth my time...
--Jaeger
[Edit: Jayzus, that pic is old -- as evidenced at how little gray is in my beard compared to now... yeesh.
]<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
Re: Pinky Status
Welcome Hengry. I'm finishing up a moto-free season myself, having committed to getting back on my bicycle for health and pleasure. I'm a road guy who enjoys riding on bad roads and trails, so I'm really enjoying the current 'gravel' trend in the bicycle world. What kind of riding do you like?
-Pattio-
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Hengry
- Pin Puller
- Location: Chicago
Re: Pinky Status
Jaeger, you're welcome in the Windy City any time. And to clear up any confusion right away...I'm Rench's sister, not brother.
Pattio - I pedal on pavement mostly running errands, blowing off steam and sometimes the first leg of my work commute to the train station. Nothing exciting, just working the heart and lungs a bit.
I saw the posts and pics of the acoustic ride at doom. That looked jangleplatz!
Pattio - I pedal on pavement mostly running errands, blowing off steam and sometimes the first leg of my work commute to the train station. Nothing exciting, just working the heart and lungs a bit.
I saw the posts and pics of the acoustic ride at doom. That looked jangleplatz!
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Hengry
- Pin Puller
- Location: Chicago
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
Re: Pinky Status
Welcome to one of our utmc inside jokes... We found ourselves using that superlative of awe too much, so someone tweaked the board to recognize and swap the word for our own version. It's pretty jangleplattes.
-Pattio-
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Re: Pinky Status
Hey man!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: Pinky Status
Howdy, and welcome.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Pinky Status
Welcome once more, also!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: Pinky Status
He didn't trick you into buying that shitty jeep with the portillos stickers did he? that thing was a billboard of UTMC and hotdogs.
Now go get a motorcycle. fuck buy the buell off schmucko when the EBR intros the new Uly like motorcycle he'll be buying that anyway. mark my words, Susan will never be able to stop him, sucker probably already has money stashed in the walls for it.
As for pinkys, I think a pinky toe would be suitable favor from a bicyclist.
Now go get a motorcycle. fuck buy the buell off schmucko when the EBR intros the new Uly like motorcycle he'll be buying that anyway. mark my words, Susan will never be able to stop him, sucker probably already has money stashed in the walls for it.
As for pinkys, I think a pinky toe would be suitable favor from a bicyclist.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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Re: Pinky Status
Go get trained.
http://nm.msf-usa.org/msf/ridercourses.aspx?state=IL" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://nm.msf-usa.org/msf/ridercourses.aspx?state=IL" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Hengry
- Pin Puller
- Location: Chicago
Re: Pinky Status
No comment on the jeep lol.
I have been eyeing the buell when he's not paying attn.
Ouch on the toes!
And thanks for the link GG
I have been eyeing the buell when he's not paying attn.
Ouch on the toes!
And thanks for the link GG
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JoJoLesh
- Magnum Jihad
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Re: Pinky Status
Hurray!! New blood, well kinda new but, Hurray anyway.
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
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Re: Pinky Status
I feel like me saying welcome would be somehow redundant. So yeah. Acknowledgement. And such. 
-Rench
-Rench
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"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
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Hengry
- Pin Puller
- Location: Chicago
Re: Pinky Status
I see Rench's Acknowledgement and raise him some kind of overly emotional display of affection to embarrass him in front of his friends…
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Hey Stiles!
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Hey Stiles!