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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Any Carlton Mellick III Fans?
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bullfrog
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Armpit of Texas
- Contact:
Any Carlton Mellick III Fans?
Not quite sure where this thread belongs. Anyone here into CM3?
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
According to Amazon.com:
Carlton Mellick III is one of the leading names in the new BIZARRO genre uprising. In only a few short years, his surreal counterculture novels have drawn an international cult following despite the fact that they have been shunned by most libraries and corporate bookstores. Though frequently compared to David Lynch, Kurt Vonnegut, and even Lloyd Kaufman, Carlton Mellick III is unlike anyone you’ve experienced before. He sings for the band "Popes That Are Porn Stars" in Portland, OR.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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bullfrog
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Armpit of Texas
- Contact:
Stacius,
Satan Burger is my favorite so far, The Menstrating Mall 2nd, Electric Jesus Corpse 3rd. Have read a few more of his but not all of them are as good as these. I haven't read the authors you mentioned. I have been a fan of Bentley Little and Jack Ketchum for a few years and recently got into the bizzarro genre of fiction. I will check out your authors as I try to read on or two books per week. Hopefully, I can find the work of these guys at the pubic library, as Mrs. Bullfrog is tired of me running up the Visa at amazon. I have listed a few of my favorite books on my www. Let me know if you have read any of them.
Satan Burger is my favorite so far, The Menstrating Mall 2nd, Electric Jesus Corpse 3rd. Have read a few more of his but not all of them are as good as these. I haven't read the authors you mentioned. I have been a fan of Bentley Little and Jack Ketchum for a few years and recently got into the bizzarro genre of fiction. I will check out your authors as I try to read on or two books per week. Hopefully, I can find the work of these guys at the pubic library, as Mrs. Bullfrog is tired of me running up the Visa at amazon. I have listed a few of my favorite books on my www. Let me know if you have read any of them.
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bullfrog
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Armpit of Texas
- Contact:
Stacius,
Satan Burger is definately worth a read. The Menstrating Mall is also great as it mocks all types of stereotypical people. The wife and I have all of the books in the Dark Tower series, but I couldn't get myself to read beyond Wizard and Glass. She read them all and loved them. On my next days off, I need to go to the library and check out the authors you listed. I generally find an author, read everything they have, and then I am rather lost when I try to find another author. BTW, I checked out your www....cool site. I was in Port Orchard for about a week in the summer of '96 when my brother was stationed in Bremerton. The weather was uncharacteristically sunny, with only one day of clouds and drizzle. Beautiful country you have up there. Take care.
Satan Burger is definately worth a read. The Menstrating Mall is also great as it mocks all types of stereotypical people. The wife and I have all of the books in the Dark Tower series, but I couldn't get myself to read beyond Wizard and Glass. She read them all and loved them. On my next days off, I need to go to the library and check out the authors you listed. I generally find an author, read everything they have, and then I am rather lost when I try to find another author. BTW, I checked out your www....cool site. I was in Port Orchard for about a week in the summer of '96 when my brother was stationed in Bremerton. The weather was uncharacteristically sunny, with only one day of clouds and drizzle. Beautiful country you have up there. Take care.
R1150GS Hacked, Speed Triple 1050, 450XCW Plated