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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: Random Pics
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Re: Random Pics
A waste of floor space. The loft would house those activities......Bo_9 wrote:That look just about right.
Kitchen may be a bit too big...
Bigshankhank wrote:
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: Random Pics
If I was looking for a plan that would last me decades, I'd not have a loft since I've watched my relative struggle with stairs for a long time.
Now a loft with a freight elevator for storage, that's damn handy.
Here the fire code would also demand another wall between the shop and living area so you'd have to have a hallway around all that in the corner.
Now a loft with a freight elevator for storage, that's damn handy.
Here the fire code would also demand another wall between the shop and living area so you'd have to have a hallway around all that in the corner.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
Bo_9 wrote:That look just about right.
Kitchen may be a bit too big...
Bigshankhank wrote:
No, you need a bigger kitchen. :p
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Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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north cape on a gs1200 adventure. Happening right now.
I'm not really from around here.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Re: Random Pics
The lift access is implied, since the stair is spiral and the quick way down is a firemans pole.........Bo_9 wrote:If I was looking for a plan that would last me decades, I'd not have a loft since I've watched my relative struggle with stairs for a long time.
Now a loft with a freight elevator for storage, that's damn handy.
Here the fire code would also demand another wall between the shop and living area so you'd have to have a hallway around all that in the corner.
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
SmugMug pictures here, Save $5 when you join SmugMug by using this coupon zu0heHHhx9sjM
http://www.bikeshareworld.com
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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http://www.bikeshareworld.com
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: Random Pics
Not if I don't have to feed all these in-laws all the time.SidVicious wrote: No, you need a bigger kitchen. :p
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
FEAR ME HUMAN, I HAVE ACQUIRED YOUR YELLOW COMBAT SPEAR!
Bo_9 wrote:Not if I don't have to feed all these in-laws all the time.SidVicious wrote: No, you need a bigger kitchen. :p
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Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: Random Pics
Just interpreting Sand People!SidVicious wrote:FEAR ME HUMAN, I HAVE ACQUIRED YOUR YELLOW COMBAT SPEAR!
Urrrrr Urrr Urrrrrrrr!!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Yo! PNW cell!
Is this a thing?!?!
If so ... it's horrible ... and amazing ... and degenerate, in a BAD way ... and degenerate in the GOOD way ... I'd never get something like that, I don't have the teeth to wear that, but ... WOW!
Is this a thing?!?!
If so ... it's horrible ... and amazing ... and degenerate, in a BAD way ... and degenerate in the GOOD way ... I'd never get something like that, I don't have the teeth to wear that, but ... WOW!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: Random Pics
When the board administrator posts a bad link:DerGolgo wrote:Yo! PNW cell!
Is this a thing?!?!
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Yes, bad link, yes. BAD LINK! That link was bad, no question about it, and I dare anyone to claim otherwise!! 
But it was regarding what is, apparently, called "the front porch".
As it turns out ... a hoax.
That this isn't real ... kinda makes me sad ...
But it was regarding what is, apparently, called "the front porch".
As it turns out ... a hoax.
That this isn't real ... kinda makes me sad ...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
I've said it before and I'll say it again: any bodmod that deliberately inhibits or cripples one's ability to actually live life -- in this case, presumably, eating -- is fucking stupid.
--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: Random Pics
Following is a link to the source photo essay. Caution: Put any beverages down first.
http://elitedaily.com/humor/guitar-slug ... os/703949/
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
I check on the forum and ... something feels odd.
As though two unstoppable forces have chosen me for the immovable object ...
... and then I found why:
Not just stuck between Microsoft and Google, no. MS literally has the Chinese on their side, needs 'em to match Google's numbers!!
As though two unstoppable forces have chosen me for the immovable object ...
... and then I found why:
Not just stuck between Microsoft and Google, no. MS literally has the Chinese on their side, needs 'em to match Google's numbers!!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
even more funny when etsy's automatic translator label them as "exhaust mufflers hamburger gag ball slider"
I'm not really from around here.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
That's gotta be either the title of a The Big Bang Theory episode or something from an old Terry Gilliam movie. Or both!xtian wrote:"exhaust mufflers hamburger gag ball slider"
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVuKp5M3de8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Fixed that for ya. Take out the m. when you grab the URL while on your mobile device.SidVicious wrote:[media]https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZVuKp5M3de8[/media]
Also, how CUTE!! It's even small enough, displacement wise ... to go into the kind of light scooter the youth (and under-employed) around here get to ride!
Imagine that!
A 32 cylinder 50cc scoot ...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
At first I thought "yeah, SFX guy's showreel".
Because, seriously, you can't. No.
[media]https://youtu.be/2QxxD47NUaI[/media]
But then I saw the second video and started wondering. How many toothbrushes got stuck behind the toilet-tank until all imitators landed their shot?
[media]https://youtu.be/dpssJnyDpG0[/media]
Because, seriously, you can't. No.
[media]https://youtu.be/2QxxD47NUaI[/media]
But then I saw the second video and started wondering. How many toothbrushes got stuck behind the toilet-tank until all imitators landed their shot?
[media]https://youtu.be/dpssJnyDpG0[/media]
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP3UTjFD7fQ[/media]
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Mad Deadpool or DeadMax?
Haven't been into comics in a long time ... but this looks tempting ...
Haven't been into comics in a long time ... but this looks tempting ...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
I can't get this damn thing to embed right, but click on the link. 
" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
--Jaeger
" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
¡¡DETERMINATION!!
Had to put this around here somewhere, didn't know where else ...
Had to put this around here somewhere, didn't know where else ...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
Maybe he found the abandoned Nazi military base/island and the one thing that didn't get sucked up into the Ark was the melted Nazi eyeballs. I got nothing for ya.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Sorry, forgot the link.
Just imagine the cops ... I'm sure, of the many things that cop-school prepared him for, seeing eyeballs slide out of a man's arse probably wasn't in there, I don't think ...
http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Just imagine the cops ... I'm sure, of the many things that cop-school prepared him for, seeing eyeballs slide out of a man's arse probably wasn't in there, I don't think ...
http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
Sorry for the lame reference, I was trying to find the quote from Tommy Boy where he screws up the line about looking up a bulls ass, but all I could find was the correct quotation. It was something like "I could get a good look at a butchers ass by sticking my head up there, no, the butcher looks up my ass, wait..." but I know that's not it. Its early here.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.