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Post by gazza » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:44 pm

Saw this on another board .... Love it!



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Post by Jaeger » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:54 pm

That rules.

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Post by ejworthen » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:58 pm

Where do I find this fine product?
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Post by SidVicious » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:59 pm

oh fuck yeah.

add that with one of those mohawk and you will be a freaking chick magnet. :P :mrgreen:
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Post by 919 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:02 pm

very nice. I usually don't like it when people cover their bikes or helmets with fake fur but that is clever.
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Post by Dobbs » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:09 pm

Unfuckinbelievable. That ROCKS!!!
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Post by Rock » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:13 pm

C is for Cookie............
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Post by Ames » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:53 pm

Starboy? I think I just shot a french-fry out my nose laughing! :lol: Now, think I could do that with a Shuberth? :mrgreen:
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Post by RATSON » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:43 pm

Scary ?????? :idea:
Noticed definitely..
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:36 pm

Fuck Cookie Monster. I want Oscar.

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