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- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
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In case anyone needs to know how...
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Just in time for the anniversary of Trafalgar.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Never mind the upcoming centenary of November 11th, 1918.Sisyphus wrote:Just in time for the anniversary of Trafalgar.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Also known as the beginning of Carnival here in Germany. Each year, November 11th, 11:11. Didn't use to be, used to be months earlier. I have yet to find out when they put it on that time, on that days. Wouldn't surprise me if that was 1919.Jaeger wrote:Sisyphus wrote:
Never mind the upcoming centenary of November 11th, 1918.
--Jaeger
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
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This is currently running at a hotel in Vancouver. I should probably go check it out, eh.Jaeger wrote:Here's some military-grade weird for ya:
It's art! No, really!
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE
Enjoy.
--Jaeger
https://www.straight.com/arts/1134866/p ... themselves
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: the rez
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"Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man."
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- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: the rez
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"Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man."
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- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: the rez
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"Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man."
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- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: the rez
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"Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man."
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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The revolution rides an Egli-Vincent. Jolly good!Dr Ratbagg wrote:
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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I'm at a loss on how to embed the goddamn video, but.. wow. Seriously, check it out:
https://laughingsquid.com/timelapse-of-earth-orbit/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Blow it up to full screen if you can.
--Jaeger
https://laughingsquid.com/timelapse-of-earth-orbit/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Blow it up to full screen if you can.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
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I think I could see my house!Jaeger wrote:I'm at a loss on how to embed the goddamn video, but.. wow. Seriously, check it out:
https://laughingsquid.com/timelapse-of-earth-orbit/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Blow it up to full screen if you can.
--Jaeger
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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And this is why moving to Australia simply isn't an option.
[media]https://youtu.be/8ZaN7UwtiVw[/media]
NO. Just no.
--Jaeger
[media]https://youtu.be/8ZaN7UwtiVw[/media]
NO. Just no.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Aggroton
- Chuck Asap
- Location: Wrenchtown
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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It's 106 miles to Chicago... and ET's in the back seat.Aggroton wrote:I dont even...know...where...awesomeness.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
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Jaeger wrote:
--Jaeger
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRKi2yoojHo
This just broke my childhood.
--Jaeger
This just broke my childhood.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Posting for reference. You should watch it.
https://youtu.be/rnmcRTnTNC8
--Jaeger
https://youtu.be/rnmcRTnTNC8
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
If I had 45 minutes I would definitely watch, I am fascinated by lockpicking.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
Find the 45min. It's not about lockpicking, it's about Dirty Tricks.Bigshankhank wrote:If I had 45 minutes I would definitely watch, I am fascinated by lockpicking.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Indeed. Ollam isn't event the most wicked of the pen-testers. I sometimes like to watch this stuff and the tales they got are generally at least entertaining, if not outright enlightening.Jaeger wrote:Find the 45min. It's not about lockpicking, it's about Dirty Tricks.Bigshankhank wrote:If I had 45 minutes I would definitely watch, I am fascinated by lockpicking.
--Jaeger
There's another talk somewhere, where they explain their efforts to try and find a way to destroy a harddrive to the point that data-retrieval is impossible. They ended up on the bomb-squad blasting range, with shaped charge devices. It's really easy to get lost in youtube there, when it'll just auto-queue one talk after the other.
Also
When I scrolled down here, I stumbled upon this. Had totally forgotten about it.Jaeger wrote: Men in Blues
--Jaeger
Can't wait for when commodity AV software and processing reach the point that someone can make them speak and do things they didn't in the og film, to make something totally new. And cobble together a 90 minute feature. That day is coming. There's (I'm told) software that will "learn" the face of someone out of video, so that you can put a celebrity's face onto actors in a porno. Obviously, that's the first thing that technology is used for.
But goshdangit. Hollywood is gonna have to come up with some seriously novel stuff to compete with all the small indy shops that can just make movies on a desktop computer, and it looks like someone actually shot something with actors on a stage.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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(I think this is embedding properly, please let me know if it isn't... 'cause it's worth seeing. Really. )
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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It's embedding properly.
Without the bleedin' media tags! Again, hadn't even occurred to me that this should be a thing. Once more, I hadn't even noticed doing that.
I impress myself with my genius yet again!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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I wouldn't call Deviants work dirty tricks at all. Like it's said, security through obscurity is not a valid approach. This is education and ways to observe and take corrective action.
I helped a friend moving into one of the big local apartment places...... happened to notice the Linear access, and the quickset deadbolt for the storage area, and mentioned how to reverse engineer mastered key systems. Yeah, they liked hearing about that stuff.....
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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A few weeks ago, I "fixed" my vegetable crisper. Or whatever you call it, it's the drawer at the bottom of the fridge where you're supposed to put lettuce and things.
As you can see, big crack running down the front, and going under. I use it daily, since it's where I keep my coffee beans, so putting off repairing it only made matters worse.
My strategy:
Step the first, I make a big hole at the end of the crack. Cracks grow and get longer from, well, the end of the crack. That's a very small interruption in the material, which means that's where mechanical stresses are greatest. By making a big hole instead, and smoothing out the edges with my Dremel, the mechanical stresses there are no longer maximized. The crack lining up with one edge of the big hole was an accident. At some point, I had to stop making the hole bigger to fix new things I broke, so I just stopped there.
Step the second is where I did a dumb. Or six. Maybe seven.
My plan was to install the long steel bar you see, to distribute all mechanical loads across the width of the drawer. Drilling the holes for that, I a) managed to make some new cracking happen, and b) found I hadn't bought the right size rivets. I got some to stick, but they are a size to small, really. Seems to hold, though.
Step the third was stabilizing the lower section of the drawer with the shorter, wider plate. Right-size rivets this time.
Only almost every hole I drilled there produced nice big cracks spreading in opposite directions. Tried to drill some more stress-relief holes there... which created more stress and new cracks. So everything I tried made matters worse. So I stopped doing that and riveted that fucker in place and was done with it.
Since, the front of the drawer seems nice and stable, and I don't think I've seen any of the many cracks I created grow further. So for now, it seems to be okay.
As you can see, big crack running down the front, and going under. I use it daily, since it's where I keep my coffee beans, so putting off repairing it only made matters worse.
My strategy:
Step the first, I make a big hole at the end of the crack. Cracks grow and get longer from, well, the end of the crack. That's a very small interruption in the material, which means that's where mechanical stresses are greatest. By making a big hole instead, and smoothing out the edges with my Dremel, the mechanical stresses there are no longer maximized. The crack lining up with one edge of the big hole was an accident. At some point, I had to stop making the hole bigger to fix new things I broke, so I just stopped there.
Step the second is where I did a dumb. Or six. Maybe seven.
My plan was to install the long steel bar you see, to distribute all mechanical loads across the width of the drawer. Drilling the holes for that, I a) managed to make some new cracking happen, and b) found I hadn't bought the right size rivets. I got some to stick, but they are a size to small, really. Seems to hold, though.
Step the third was stabilizing the lower section of the drawer with the shorter, wider plate. Right-size rivets this time.
Only almost every hole I drilled there produced nice big cracks spreading in opposite directions. Tried to drill some more stress-relief holes there... which created more stress and new cracks. So everything I tried made matters worse. So I stopped doing that and riveted that fucker in place and was done with it.
Since, the front of the drawer seems nice and stable, and I don't think I've seen any of the many cracks I created grow further. So for now, it seems to be okay.
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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remember when we used to talk about motorcycles. me neither. I fixed mine with a large panel of plexiglass i had in the basement that I formed with an angle grinder, covered it with acrylic mastic I had left like it's marmalade on a slice of bread and topped it with duct tape. it's even more mad max than yours.
I'm not really from around here.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Well, this is the part of the board specifically created by my predecessor(s) for non-motorcycle related conversations, and this is the
Random Pics
thread, not Bike Porn FTW, so...Seriously, that sounds jangleplatz, I wanna see it!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.