One eyed kitten. Ugh!
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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'Kay, I'm officially creeped out
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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'Kay, I'm officially creeped out
One eyed kitten. Ugh!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Ahhhh that's to fucking cute! Just imagine the fun........... a cat with no depth perception.........heh.
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
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problemaddict
- Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
- Location: hatfield, PA
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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problemaddict
- Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
- Location: hatfield, PA
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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here's his little brother
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/103515.jpg
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/103515.jpg
I'm not really from around here.
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Midliferider
- Yogurt
- Location: Columbus, Ohio... a lone Triumph rider
Poster pussy for..... This is your cat on drugs.
The strangest thing I ever photographed as a medical photographer was a female ovum which spontaniously starts to divide and grow. It's refered to as a dermoid cyst. It looks like a fleshy cocoon and when opened can have hair, bone and even fully developed teeth, which is what the one I saw had inside. One perfect molar. Holy mother of mary!
The strangest thing I ever photographed as a medical photographer was a female ovum which spontaniously starts to divide and grow. It's refered to as a dermoid cyst. It looks like a fleshy cocoon and when opened can have hair, bone and even fully developed teeth, which is what the one I saw had inside. One perfect molar. Holy mother of mary!
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Oooh, Doctor Octopus' cat!xtian wrote:here's his little brother
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/103515.jpg
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
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Midliferider
- Yogurt
- Location: Columbus, Ohio... a lone Triumph rider
Well Sid,
you wouldn't just take my word for it... You had to look.
As the saying goes... Be careful what you wish for. In your case be careful what you look at. Hey what's the big deal. It's mother nature on drugs... maybe. You know I read a book called "The Lives of a Cell". Written by a noted biologist. It was his conjecture that "we" don't actually own our bodies. That it was in fact cells that determind what music we enjoy, flavors of food items we love, maybe even the style of bikes we select. I know we all think it's our own self that makes the rules and choices that comprize our lifes. But this doctor had some very compelling research that suggested that cells working in a collective conditions have a conscience of their own. And it is "they" who have the last laugh as to the paths we as humans decide to take. Perhaps the test is... tomorrow you try to grow your own dermoid cyst on command. It's hard , it's very very hard to do.
you wouldn't just take my word for it... You had to look.
As the saying goes... Be careful what you wish for. In your case be careful what you look at. Hey what's the big deal. It's mother nature on drugs... maybe. You know I read a book called "The Lives of a Cell". Written by a noted biologist. It was his conjecture that "we" don't actually own our bodies. That it was in fact cells that determind what music we enjoy, flavors of food items we love, maybe even the style of bikes we select. I know we all think it's our own self that makes the rules and choices that comprize our lifes. But this doctor had some very compelling research that suggested that cells working in a collective conditions have a conscience of their own. And it is "they" who have the last laugh as to the paths we as humans decide to take. Perhaps the test is... tomorrow you try to grow your own dermoid cyst on command. It's hard , it's very very hard to do.