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Bigshankhank
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I am At Least Ten Years Old

Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:49 pm

Tonight I built a potato cannon! It rules, buying that air compressor was SOOO worth it!
OK, gotta try it out...where are those spare pistons..... :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


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Spud Launcher

Post by Metalredneck » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:26 am

Didja ever try the ones made of ABS pipe that use hairspray for accelerant? I've launched apples about 500 feet, and a nice flame at night. Portable,too! :mrgreen:
Done.

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Aggroton
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Re: Spud Launcher

Post by Aggroton » Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:51 am

Metalredneck wrote:Didja ever try the ones made of ABS pipe that use hairspray for accelerant? I've launched apples about 500 feet, and a nice flame at night. Portable,too! :mrgreen:
try hitting moveing trains with apples...now were talkin.
thats a sweet bike.

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Post by Jaeger » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:09 am

Be afraid; be very afraid:

http://www.punkinchunkin.com/

Courtesy of my native State of Delaware. (Yes, it gets boring in Slower Lower, and yes, this is the result of too many DuPont engineers getting trashed.)

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wyckedsin
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Post by wyckedsin » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:20 am

tennisball canons that use zippo lighter fluid...if you squirt a dab onto the tennis ball, it becomes a fireball as it sails thru the night air :evil:
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:15 pm

Me being the science dork I once was built a "tennis ball mortar" out of cast Iron pipe, using hydrogen and oxygen as an accelerant (because acetylene didn't make a big enough boom). Needless to say we never once found anything that ever left that barrel.

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Post by brockster » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:51 pm

POST SOME PICS OF THE CANNON IN ACTION!

I just heard a recipe for a homemade explosive at the local scooter club meeting Friday night. 1 or 2-liter pop bottle, some WORKS drain cleaner and one other ingredient. Funny what you hear from people after a couple or three beers!

I'm not gonna say anything else. :evil: Too many stupid people would blow themselves up if I posted the correct proportions...

I'm glad I'm not as implusive as I was 25 years ago or I'd have to try it out myself. I borrowed a neighbor's chainsaw to start up during intermission at the local drive-in that was going to show the Texas Chainsaw Massacre that night. Got busted before I left... :mrgreen:
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Post by XtopherJ » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:25 pm

i've got a buddy in seattle that makes potato guns out of old scuba tanks and fire extinguishers. they come with a shoulder sling and a julienne fry attachment (providing your fry-cook can line up a basket about a thousand yards down range). i'm getting one for all of my nephews this christmas.

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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:37 pm

brockster wrote:POST SOME PICS OF THE CANNON IN ACTION!
Oh that thing lasted about a week before local law enforcement decided I shouldn't be playing with it. :D

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Post by Thumper » Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:32 am


NEVER EVER use oxygen / Acetelyn as your propellant with a pvc gun.

I didn't get fired or even suspended for that one but in an effort to shorten a long story just don't f'in do it m'kay? This is the advise of one who has "been there, done that". That aside, being ten when you are (in my case) 32 yrs. old absolutely rocks. :evil: :evil:
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that

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Post by Bigshankhank » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:47 am

being ten when you are (in my case) 32 yrs. old absolutely rocks
I'm right there with ya. As for pics, I helped my girlfriend's daughter build it for a science project, when she brings it home I am firing up the air compressor (NO flammables!) and gonna head down to the waters edge for some test firing. One good thing about living near the beach, about the only good thing.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Post by Gumby » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:28 pm

The law sucks here in Colorado potato cannons are illeagle here along with golf ball and tennis ball cannons. atleast so I have been informed by the man. STUPID LAWS
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