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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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4 words you don't expect together...

Post by Jaeger » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:34 am

...Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing.

'Nuff said.

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Rench
the Harm in Harmony
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Post by Rench » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:47 am

Jaeger for Grand Chancellor Pro-Temp!!!!!

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Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:51 am

Jaeger, I love you. (no homo)
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Post by Metalredneck » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:33 am

Thanks, Dude! I love combat sports.
Done.

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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:17 am

Yikes.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:05 pm

I question the validity of this sport. Reminds me of an old girlfriend I had that was a soccer player. She and her teammates used to go to a bar after games, one night she called me up to meet them, there was something there she wanted me to see. Apparently on several previous occasions there had been female oil wrestling and she finally invited me to watch the show. Neither her nor her teammates participated, they just came and laughed at all the gape-mouthed guys sitting ringside. I would've assumed they wouldn't go back after seeing it the first time, but I was pleased to be wrong. Like I said, they just sat in the back and laughed about what a BS sport it was. True competitors, those gals.
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Post by erosvamp » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:28 pm

BDB! This is how we can raise money for extra beer funds at Ragnarök!
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Post by Ames » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:08 pm

No submissions? No arm-bars? A pox on this pretender "sport."
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Post by My Little Pony » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:39 pm

remarkable athletes, doing their families proud. The dogs were a nice touch. I'm so glad my wife didn't walk in while I watched this.
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Post by Flatline » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:23 am

Fuckin' sissys. I'm going to start training now. Those ladies won't know what hit them (me with a folding chair).
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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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Post by xtian » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:31 am

doesn't that lack a certain element of mud, jello, suurkaut or something?
I'm not really from around here.

rc26
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Post by rc26 » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:34 am

xtian wrote:doesn't that lack a certain element of mud, jello, suurkaut or something?
Coleslaw. It's a tradition at Daytona Bike week...

This is hot...VOMIT.

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Post by roadmissile » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:56 am

erosvamp wrote:BDB! This is how we can raise money for extra beer funds at Ragnarök!
Pics plus divx.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:59 am

Damn RC26, you must've found a top notch private photo collection, because most of the coleslaw wrestlers are ugly.
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Post by Rock » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:05 am

um, yeah where was the boxing?
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Post by erosvamp » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:19 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
roadmissile wrote:
erosvamp wrote:BDB! This is how we can raise money for extra beer funds at Ragnarök!
Pics plus divx.

/RM
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xtian
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Post by xtian » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:39 pm

who's getting paid more? those who fight or those who have to watch? don't tell me any of then do it strictly for personnal fun
I'm not really from around here.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:23 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote: Honey, I'm unemployed, double dog dare don't do shit- but for the right price I would probably do anything

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