I found this and loved what FBR meant... Give your name a go... http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang
flat black rat
n. a person with more than one woman.
"That's the most sexy flat black rat I've ever seen!"
Just too funny, if only that would be what I heard when I walked down the street...
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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Random funny thing...
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
Random funny thing...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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algiers
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
- Contact:
gold!
algiers
adj. like a piece of jewelry.
"I wish my piece of jewelry was as algiers as yours, bud."
Great, just as long as the kids don't start to O.G.
adj. like a piece of jewelry.
"I wish my piece of jewelry was as algiers as yours, bud."
Great, just as long as the kids don't start to O.G.
"Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.
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SlyAttacks
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Lakewood, Colorado
- Contact:
LoKi
n. lipstick without clothes.
"Enormous LoKi, bud!"
n. lipstick without clothes.
"Enormous LoKi, bud!"
<a href="http://www.slyattacks.com/" target="_blank">SlyAttacks.com</a> (LoKi)
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Der
interj. expression of disbelief.
"My friend, I just saw Grandma and Jackie, going to hide a credit card!" "Der!"
Golgo
n. a collective or quantitative noun for drugs.
"Billie, that's a whole Golgo of drugs!"
Der and Golgo respectively mean cool things, but what do I get for DerGolgo?
DerGolgo
n. an old-school term for lipstick.
"Want some DerGolgo, bud?"
interj. expression of disbelief.
"My friend, I just saw Grandma and Jackie, going to hide a credit card!" "Der!"
Golgo
n. a collective or quantitative noun for drugs.
"Billie, that's a whole Golgo of drugs!"
Der and Golgo respectively mean cool things, but what do I get for DerGolgo?
DerGolgo
n. an old-school term for lipstick.
"Want some DerGolgo, bud?"
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Sid
v. to eat things, with no purpose or reason.
"'Scuse me while I Sid, bud."
Vicious
n. a stolen girl.
"Officer, can I kill your Vicious?" "Sure you can, dude."
so... eat a stolen girl?
v. to eat things, with no purpose or reason.
"'Scuse me while I Sid, bud."
Vicious
n. a stolen girl.
"Officer, can I kill your Vicious?" "Sure you can, dude."
so... eat a stolen girl?
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
curiouser and curiouser
SidVicious
adj. of a beautiful nature.
"Don't be so SidVicious, girl."
and just for giggles:
bling
n. cigarettes, but also a secret code-word for porn.
"Buddy, check out the bling!"
SidVicious
adj. of a beautiful nature.
"Don't be so SidVicious, girl."
and just for giggles:
bling
n. cigarettes, but also a secret code-word for porn.
"Buddy, check out the bling!"
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
If it worked like that, I'd be WHOA!A BIG STASH!.SidVicious wrote:Sid
v. to eat things, with no purpose or reason.
"'Scuse me while I Sid, bud."
Vicious
n. a stolen girl.
"Officer, can I kill your Vicious?" "Sure you can, dude."
so... eat a stolen girl?
But you are just too beautiful:
SidVicious
adj. of a beautiful nature.
"Don't be so SidVicious, girl."
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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purple passion
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA
purple passion
n. an old-school term for non-alcoholic drinks.
"I'm gonna chase your purple passion, Billy."
who would of thought.. old and non- alcoholic in a description of me...
sad thing is these days its very true!!
n. an old-school term for non-alcoholic drinks.
"I'm gonna chase your purple passion, Billy."
who would of thought.. old and non- alcoholic in a description of me...
sad thing is these days its very true!!
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"
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Delphia
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
- Contact:
delphia
adj. unable to check out friends.
"I'm feeling delphia tonight, Nigel."
The weirdest fucking part of that is my actual name is Nigel!!! (and i fucking hate it but thats beside the point)
adj. unable to check out friends.
"I'm feeling delphia tonight, Nigel."
The weirdest fucking part of that is my actual name is Nigel!!! (and i fucking hate it but thats beside the point)
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Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherby!
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1983 Kawasaki Gpz750 Streetfighter (In progress)
Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherby!
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1983 Kawasaki Gpz750 Streetfighter (In progress)
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer