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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
Location: Seattle, WA

Random funny thing...

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:33 pm

I found this and loved what FBR meant... Give your name a go... http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

flat black rat
n. a person with more than one woman.
"That's the most sexy flat black rat I've ever seen!"

Just too funny, if only that would be what I heard when I walked down the street...


"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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algiers
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Carmichaels, PA
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gold!

Post by algiers » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:54 pm

algiers
adj. like a piece of jewelry.
"I wish my piece of jewelry was as algiers as yours, bud."

Great, just as long as the kids don't start to O.G.
"Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.

SlyAttacks
Magnum Jihad
Location: Lakewood, Colorado
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Post by SlyAttacks » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:12 am

LoKi
n. lipstick without clothes.
"Enormous LoKi, bud!"
<a href="http://www.slyattacks.com/" target="_blank">SlyAttacks.com</a> (LoKi)

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:23 am

Der
interj. expression of disbelief.
"My friend, I just saw Grandma and Jackie, going to hide a credit card!" "Der!"

Golgo
n. a collective or quantitative noun for drugs.
"Billie, that's a whole Golgo of drugs!"

Der and Golgo respectively mean cool things, but what do I get for DerGolgo?

DerGolgo
n. an old-school term for lipstick.
"Want some DerGolgo, bud?"
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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badi
Magnum Jihad
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Post by badi » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:26 pm

badi
adj. nice but not pretty.
"Someone dosed her drink and now she's badi."

No news, really. Everybody knows that I'm an awuffly nice guy but butt-ugly.
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:35 pm

Great, as if RM wasn't already giving me enough shit! :lol:
Ames
adj. carrying a knife.
"I wish my girl was Ames."
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
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Post by SidVicious » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:07 pm

Sid
v. to eat things, with no purpose or reason.
"'Scuse me while I Sid, bud."

Vicious
n. a stolen girl.
"Officer, can I kill your Vicious?" "Sure you can, dude."


so... eat a stolen girl?
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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SidVicious
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Post by SidVicious » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:09 pm

curiouser and curiouser

SidVicious
adj. of a beautiful nature.
"Don't be so SidVicious, girl."


and just for giggles:

bling
n. cigarettes, but also a secret code-word for porn.
"Buddy, check out the bling!"
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:10 pm

SidVicious wrote:Sid
v. to eat things, with no purpose or reason.
"'Scuse me while I Sid, bud."

Vicious
n. a stolen girl.
"Officer, can I kill your Vicious?" "Sure you can, dude."


so... eat a stolen girl?
If it worked like that, I'd be WHOA!A BIG STASH!.
But you are just too beautiful:
SidVicious
adj. of a beautiful nature.
"Don't be so SidVicious, girl."
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
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Post by SidVicious » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:47 pm

awwwww


:mrgreen: 8)
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA

Post by purple passion » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:34 am

purple passion
n. an old-school term for non-alcoholic drinks.
"I'm gonna chase your purple passion, Billy."

who would of thought.. old and non- alcoholic in a description of me...
sad thing is these days its very true!!
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"

Delphia
Magnum Jihad
Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
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Post by Delphia » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:02 am

delphia
adj. unable to check out friends.
"I'm feeling delphia tonight, Nigel."

The weirdest fucking part of that is my actual name is Nigel!!! (and i fucking hate it but thats beside the point)
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The Shifty Jesus
Extra Crispy Compliance Officer

Post by The Shifty Jesus » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:52 pm

Man, mine sucks.

The Shifty Jesus
n. drugs.
"Hey, officer! Cheap The Shifty Jesus!"
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.

ladytiki
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: denver

Post by ladytiki » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:18 pm

ladytiki
n. alco-pops, but also a secret code-word for ecstasy.
"What desirable ladytiki you have, Kelly."

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