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Post by ejworthen » Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:22 pm

These are a couple years old, but there some of my faves. I had her model some hats I had made for another forum.

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And a recent pic of her doing what she loves the most.
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Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:13 pm

My oldest:
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The Geefle and the Gonk:
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Apparently I have to lock up the alcohol already!
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Back on the wagon:
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The Statutory Ape
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Post by bndgkmf » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:30 pm

My minion Henry:

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No gear FTW:

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Jonny
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Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:06 pm

Liam being a good boy and checking his blind spot, just like daddy taught him:

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Post by bullfrog » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:13 pm

zimquidl wrote:Apparently I have to lock up the alcohol already!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:23 pm

bullfrog wrote:
zimquidl wrote:Apparently I have to lock up the alcohol already!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
+1 for the Geefle and the Gonk.

How'd you come up with those names Zim? :lol:
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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:27 pm

I am so hosed..... anyone recommend a good shotgun?

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bullfrog
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Post by bullfrog » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:55 pm

mtne wrote:I am so hosed..... anyone recommend a good shotgun?
remington 870 or mossberg 590.

good luck.
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Post by stiles » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:46 am

mtne wrote:I am so hosed..... anyone recommend a good shotgun?

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Danger, Will Robinson, danger! :P


I suggest practicing this welcome for all would-be suitors:

So, you're taking my daughter out? Pull up your pants, put your hat on straight, take that thing out of your face and have a seat on the couch while she's getting ready.

Why yes, I do usually answer the door with my shotgun. Do you like to shoot? Skeet is OK but live targets are more of a challenge....
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa

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Location: CO

Post by roadmissile » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:24 pm

mtne wrote:I am so hosed..... anyone recommend a good
Sweet jesus, you're gonna need waaaaay more guns :P

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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:50 pm

I'm hoping to bring her on the Daks ride.. :shock: :mrgreen: To be fair that was a dressup day............ I'm thinking a nametag that says.... why yes I am only 14...... might be needed. I think she's pushing 5'10" already...............
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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
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Post by Groove » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:58 am

mtne wrote: I'm thinking a nametag that says.... why yes I am only 14
Do it. LOL! :mrgreen:
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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:46 pm

His tractor arrived via UPS while I was out riding with EIF & Nate. Can't seem to get him to come indoors now. Methinks it needs a Doom Racer sticker.

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Rock
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Post by Rock » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:26 pm

How much for your daughters, your children sell them to me......


ducking, just kidding, really.......fuck it i'll stay in Africa....
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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:03 pm

Rock wrote:How much for your daughters, your children sell them to me......


ducking, just kidding, really.......fuck it i'll stay in Africa....
They won't be cheap......... I've already got them started with motorcycles...... on the upside they don't eat much...... with a little refinement and training the dowry should be substantial........ :mrgreen:
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:01 am

Just because somebody had to say it:

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