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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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Children of the UTMC
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ejworthen
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: AZ
- Contact:
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
My minion Henry:
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No gear FTW:
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No gear FTW:
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Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
Liam being a good boy and checking his blind spot, just like daddy taught him:
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bullfrog
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Armpit of Texas
- Contact:
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
+1 for the Geefle and the Gonk.bullfrog wrote:zimquidl wrote:Apparently I have to lock up the alcohol already!
How'd you come up with those names Zim?
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
I am so hosed..... anyone recommend a good shotgun?
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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bullfrog
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Armpit of Texas
- Contact:
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
Danger, Will Robinson, danger!mtne wrote:I am so hosed..... anyone recommend a good shotgun?
I suggest practicing this welcome for all would-be suitors:
So, you're taking my daughter out? Pull up your pants, put your hat on straight, take that thing out of your face and have a seat on the couch while she's getting ready.
Why yes, I do usually answer the door with my shotgun. Do you like to shoot? Skeet is OK but live targets are more of a challenge....
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
I'm hoping to bring her on the Daks ride.. 
To be fair that was a dressup day............ I'm thinking a nametag that says.... why yes I am only 14...... might be needed. I think she's pushing 5'10" already...............
To be fair that was a dressup day............ I'm thinking a nametag that says.... why yes I am only 14...... might be needed. I think she's pushing 5'10" already...............How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
SmugMug pictures here, Save $5 when you join SmugMug by using this coupon zu0heHHhx9sjM
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07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
SmugMug pictures here, Save $5 when you join SmugMug by using this coupon zu0heHHhx9sjM
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
His tractor arrived via UPS while I was out riding with EIF & Nate. Can't seem to get him to come indoors now. Methinks it needs a Doom Racer sticker.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
They won't be cheap......... I've already got them started with motorcycles...... on the upside they don't eat much...... with a little refinement and training the dowry should be substantial........Rock wrote:How much for your daughters, your children sell them to me......
ducking, just kidding, really.......fuck it i'll stay in Africa....
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How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Just because somebody had to say it:
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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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