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Math geeks and slide rules
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tucko
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: whittier, ca
Math geeks and slide rules
OK, so my neighbor recently moved and had an estate sale. She was a retired teacher. She gave me a HUGE wooden sliderule that's about 5 feet long and about a foot wide.
We're gonna hang it on the wall cause it looks so cool.
Does anyone here actually know how it works?
I found a website that explained it, but it made my eyes roll back in my head. Do any of you know the 'cliff notes' version of it? I'm pretty good at math and trig, but this thing stumps me.
We're gonna hang it on the wall cause it looks so cool.
Does anyone here actually know how it works?
I found a website that explained it, but it made my eyes roll back in my head. Do any of you know the 'cliff notes' version of it? I'm pretty good at math and trig, but this thing stumps me.
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- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
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Re: Math geeks and slide rules
You NEED to make a giant shirt pocket to display that in!tucko wrote:OK, so my neighbor recently moved and had an estate sale. She was a retired teacher. She gave me a HUGE wooden sliderule that's about 5 feet long and about a foot wide.
We're gonna hang it on the wall cause it looks so cool.
Cheers,
Ames.
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Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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thack
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it would take me a while to remember how to do anything other than simple addition, subraction, multiplcation and division - but of course they can do lots of other stuff.
the linear scale is usually used for add and subtract, the log scale can be used for multiply and divide, but unless you understand logs already it will be confusing as hell.
the linear scale is usually used for add and subtract, the log scale can be used for multiply and divide, but unless you understand logs already it will be confusing as hell.
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cjp
- Western WA. Wandering Dervish
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Duae Rotae Optimaegoose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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that's amazingcjp wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=slide+rule+usage
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We're all mad here!
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Caliann
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Wow, cjp, that is great! Love it!
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karl package
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cjp
- Western WA. Wandering Dervish
- Location: 206
motorpsycho67 wrote:That ruled.
Duae Rotae Optimaegoose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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