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Math geeks and slide rules

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Math geeks and slide rules

Post by tucko » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:12 pm

OK, so my neighbor recently moved and had an estate sale. She was a retired teacher. She gave me a HUGE wooden sliderule that's about 5 feet long and about a foot wide.
We're gonna hang it on the wall cause it looks so cool.
Does anyone here actually know how it works?
I found a website that explained it, but it made my eyes roll back in my head. Do any of you know the 'cliff notes' version of it? I'm pretty good at math and trig, but this thing stumps me.


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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:44 am

You need to find someone at least 60 years old. My dad could use one, but since calculators came into being, he's long ditched it. Funny, a guy he once knew gave him a whole box full of them from a tech school. They were being thrown out.
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Re: Math geeks and slide rules

Post by Ames » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:31 am

tucko wrote:OK, so my neighbor recently moved and had an estate sale. She was a retired teacher. She gave me a HUGE wooden sliderule that's about 5 feet long and about a foot wide.
We're gonna hang it on the wall cause it looks so cool.
You NEED to make a giant shirt pocket to display that in! :mrgreen:
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Post by thack » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:37 pm

it would take me a while to remember how to do anything other than simple addition, subraction, multiplcation and division - but of course they can do lots of other stuff.

the linear scale is usually used for add and subtract, the log scale can be used for multiply and divide, but unless you understand logs already it will be confusing as hell.

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Post by cjp » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:58 am

goose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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Post by Disastermined » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:19 pm

that's amazing
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:19 pm

Smartass!!!

(I like it)

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Post by Caliann » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:32 pm

Wow, cjp, that is great! Love it!
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Post by piccini9 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:02 pm

Fucking awesome cjp.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:11 pm

That ruled.
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Post by karl package » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:31 am

Nice one, cjp. I'm a little surprised that didn't come from GG.
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Post by Disastermined » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:38 am

motorpsycho67 wrote:That ruled.
punny moto, very punny
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Post by cjp » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:19 am

motorpsycho67 wrote:That ruled.

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goose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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Post by xtian » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:03 pm

fokin A I even got it in french right away, amazing.
I'm not really from around here.

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