came across this site which has some cute funnies that made me smile...
http://itmademyday.com
I’m a teacher, and when I line up my students, I use the square floor tiles to keep them in a straight line. While reminding the kids to keep their feet inside a square, a little boy asked me in all seriousness, “Is it because the cracks are hot lava?” IMMD
My six year old came into the room and asked me if I remembered when I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. IMMD.
I wore my glasses to work for the first time recently. My coworkers were making lame jokes about how I looked like clark kent. 5 minutes later I started laughing really hard when I remembered I was wearing superman boxers. IMMD
I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end. IMMD
My wife took my 3 year old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the mass to start, he turned to the wife and asked, “What time does Jesus get here?” IMMD
I played the game of life with my 11 year old daughter the other day. When she landed on the “Get Married” space she put her husband in the back seat of her little car and I said to her “Your husband is supposed to be by your side, marriage is an equal partnership” and she responded “Not when I get married it won’t be. My husband is sitting in the back seat and shutting up” IMMD
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It Made My Day
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sweetpea
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Richmond
- Contact:
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Re: It Made My Day
Win.sweetpea wrote:I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Re: It Made My Day
Double win.roadmissile wrote:Win.sweetpea wrote:I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end.
/RM
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
My g/f made homemade bread and when she put yeast into the water to activate it, she said “Arise, my frozen zombies!”
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
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FTMFW!A lady in traffic was holding up the line by talking on her cell phone, when the person behind her beeped their horn, she gave them the finger without looking. The then cop turned on his flashing lights… impeding traffic, disorderly conduct, and she had a warrant and IMMD
...how come I'm never around to see it when stuff like this happens?
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Now, who could that have been...
Today, I was walking home from work and saw a biker guy walking towards me. He was very tall, muscled and scray looking, carrying a helmet. He had a Star Fleet Comm Badge sewed onto his biker jacket. IMMD.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Vance? No, he's not tall...DerGolgo wrote:Now, who could that have been...
Today, I was walking home from work and saw a biker guy walking towards me. He was very tall, muscled and scray looking, carrying a helmet. He had a Star Fleet Comm Badge sewed onto his biker jacket. IMMD.
Any other guesses?
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
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Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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I was eating a donut with a friend’s 15 month old daughter. She asked what the hole was for and I asked “What do you think?” she said ” That’s where you put the bacon”.
Uber Win.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Yep, I have had that gamer roommate.Yesterday I had sex, ate breakfast, saw a movie, and had sex again (same girl) all while my roommate only played World of Warcraft. IMMD.
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2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams