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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Which came first: the stupid, or the boss?
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Re: Which came first: the stupid, or the boss?
Trade yasmashinator wrote:I hate my job. That is all.
Merlyn
Rotting in the IT hardware room at GCC
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
Re: Which came first: the stupid, or the boss?
Change it to "Rotting in IT at GCC" and you've got my job. I'm guessing we're at different GCCs though.Merlin wrote: Rotting in the IT hardware room at GCC
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Re: Which came first: the stupid, or the boss?
Glendale Community College heresmashinator wrote:Change it to "Rotting in IT at GCC" and you've got my job. I'm guessing we're at different GCCs though.Merlin wrote: Rotting in the IT hardware room at GCC
Merlyn
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
- Contact:
Oh don't even get me started on life here as a contractor at Echostar! Project Management standards! HA! Yeah... when I try to employ some of them they all look at me like I'm some sort of taskdriving freak.
Oy! I ALMOST miss IBM and that resentful prick of a manager.
Oy! I ALMOST miss IBM and that resentful prick of a manager.
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied – chains us all, irrevocably."
- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
- Contact:
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Dude, don't EVER say that.Vance wrote:Oy! I ALMOST miss IBM and that resentful prick of a manager.
You know I know where you've been. We have both been to the hell of IBM. In the words of the raven ... "nevermore!"
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...and some others...
Racing 2 Save Lives
Colorado Sportbike Club
...and some others...
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- Pin Puller
- Location: Vancouver
My boss just eliminated my job that I've had for almost 20 years so now I can go riding for the summer, works for me. Happily unemployed in the Great White North. Leaving tomorrow for the Blue Ridge Parkway and points south.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side a dark side and it holds the universe together.
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- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Safe trip, and if you're in the Denver, CO area give us a shout. I've no doubt there'll be lots of places for you to crash...uhm...sleep.Wrongway wrote:My boss just eliminated my job that I've had for almost 20 years so now I can go riding for the summer, works for me. Happily unemployed in the Great White North. Leaving tomorrow for the Blue Ridge Parkway and points south.

Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
- Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
- Contact:
No... seriously man... a month and a half, or maybe its two months now... and I've never come to dislike the work I'm doing, or felt so totally lost (and not by my own fault as much as the backward nature of this company's supposed "process") as fast as I have here. IBM was a dream by comparison in the fact that at least they had some sort of proceedures to function off of compared to here which is pure chaos under the disguise of an established system.denverbikeguy wrote:Dude, don't EVER say that.Vance wrote:Oy! I ALMOST miss IBM and that resentful prick of a manager.
You know I know where you've been. We have both been to the hell of IBM. In the words of the raven ... "nevermore!"
I don't hate IBM in the least - they didn't drive me out - it was one f'ed up resentful spiteful prick who did. I only fault IBM for not moving me to the Project Office where I should have been... then I wouldn't have been the 'square peg' being a PM under a Sys Admin title giving the prick an excuse to get rid of me thus exercising his resentment of the fact I made PM certification in one shot and he could never achieve it after 3 tries. Anyway... old wounds...
The point is... I need to find a new job! And soon!
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied – chains us all, irrevocably."
- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
Hey Vance! Hook a brother up! My rez can be sent if needed.
You (Denver) guys bitching realize that the greater Denver area bleeds around 30k jobs a year right? (2001-2002, CO unemployment page). And that if you get chucked you'll be out of work for at least 6 months and will likely have to relocate? Make it work or start your own! Life is too short to be that miserable. Starting your own company adds fianncial security to everyone and dilutes the labor bargaining position of big corporate biz. The ones that drive productivity through intimidation.
Perhaps you've seen the tactics. Start laying off the workforce to cut costs, the remaining get scared and end up working twice as hard just to stay employed. Then comes another round of layoffs. Xeno's paradox driven by fear and greed. Shareholders love it, they aren't affected. In the words of Mel Brooks: FUCK THE POOR!!!!!
On second thought, Vance, never mind....................
You (Denver) guys bitching realize that the greater Denver area bleeds around 30k jobs a year right? (2001-2002, CO unemployment page). And that if you get chucked you'll be out of work for at least 6 months and will likely have to relocate? Make it work or start your own! Life is too short to be that miserable. Starting your own company adds fianncial security to everyone and dilutes the labor bargaining position of big corporate biz. The ones that drive productivity through intimidation.
Perhaps you've seen the tactics. Start laying off the workforce to cut costs, the remaining get scared and end up working twice as hard just to stay employed. Then comes another round of layoffs. Xeno's paradox driven by fear and greed. Shareholders love it, they aren't affected. In the words of Mel Brooks: FUCK THE POOR!!!!!
On second thought, Vance, never mind....................

AKA Krampus
- brockster
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Ohio
Vance wrote:...Oy! I ALMOST miss IBM and that resentful prick of a manager.
Change IBM to HP, and prick to ***** bitch and it's almost eerie what we have in common...
Brockster
Ohio.
'01 HD Sportster Sport XL1200S
'85 Honda Eilte - needs electrical work
'77 Vespa w/Pinasco 177 kit - seized
'76 CB550 project
Ohio.
'01 HD Sportster Sport XL1200S
'85 Honda Eilte - needs electrical work
'77 Vespa w/Pinasco 177 kit - seized
'76 CB550 project
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- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Oh bloody hell! I forgot to work last week!
Seriously, I did.
Seriously, being your own boss can be fun, but if the work isn't good it sucks just as bad as any normal job. Well, without the health benefits....wait you poor fuckers don't get health benefits anymore anyway. Ok, it can suck as bad as a regular job but without getting a raise every year.....wait, you guys don't get raises anymore either. Well, it sucks like a regular job but without the knowledge that you'll actually have work next week....wait, you guys could get laid off at any moment. Ok, it sucks like a regular job but without someone else making the coffee in the morning.
If you tell me that you have to make your own fuggin coffee when you get into work, quit now. You can make more money and have better job satisfaction training the neighborhood squirrels to steal people's wallets.
Seriously tho, I forgot to work last week. I need to hire a boss.[/list]
Seriously, I did.
Seriously, being your own boss can be fun, but if the work isn't good it sucks just as bad as any normal job. Well, without the health benefits....wait you poor fuckers don't get health benefits anymore anyway. Ok, it can suck as bad as a regular job but without getting a raise every year.....wait, you guys don't get raises anymore either. Well, it sucks like a regular job but without the knowledge that you'll actually have work next week....wait, you guys could get laid off at any moment. Ok, it sucks like a regular job but without someone else making the coffee in the morning.
If you tell me that you have to make your own fuggin coffee when you get into work, quit now. You can make more money and have better job satisfaction training the neighborhood squirrels to steal people's wallets.
Seriously tho, I forgot to work last week. I need to hire a boss.[/list]
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit