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I hate cats but this is cute.

Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:25 pm

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Post by Moto_Myotis » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:45 pm

Yet again, cute kittens made my day.
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Post by Davros » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:54 pm

I love kitties, and that really is sooooo damn cute.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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Post by goose » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:24 pm

I admit it, that was pretty damn cute! Saved me from having a completely crappy day!
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:31 pm

It seems like whatever ailments can't be cured by boobies can be cured by tiny kittens.
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Post by tumbler » Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:37 am

how can you "hate" cats? what did a cat do to you? make fun of your mother? try to stab you in your sleep? Cats teased you in high school? It's so silly to hate a small creature just for the sake of hating it.. its like saying you hate trees or something.. i dont get it.

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Post by roadmissile » Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:39 am

I hate trees.

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Post by tumbler » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:59 am

that was a bad example.. trees suck.

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Post by dozer » Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:41 am

I hate roadmissile
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Post by FastCat » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:29 am

I was trying to explain to my cat that he didn't *really* mean it:

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Post by mtne » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:29 am

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Post by erosvamp » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:41 am

I love kittens. I hate the smell of cat litter boxes and cat food.

Gross.
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Post by roadmissile » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:51 pm

dozerone wrote:I hate roadmissile
Aw, you hurt my feeling.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:13 pm

roadmissile wrote:
dozerone wrote:I hate roadmissile
Aw, you hurt my feeling.

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Post by FastCat » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:36 am

I have a silly cat, and a video camera (that doesn't do well in low-light):

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Post by guitargeek » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:55 am

We doing this? We whipping them out?

Okay, here's my baby boy, Little Red (aka "Punkin' Butt"). He likes to keep me company in the shop.

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Post by mtne » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:12 am

Sure we can do this....... :mrgreen: From my trip east this year..........

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Post by roadmissile » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:36 am

guitargeek wrote:Image
Is this thread still about cats or are we posting pics of ourselves stoned now?

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Post by MATPOC » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:10 pm

Here are my two children

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Post by calamari kid » Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:00 pm

Hooray for kittehs!

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Post by guitargeek » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:56 pm

roadmissile wrote:Is this thread still about cats or are we posting pics of ourselves stoned now?

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Post by tumbler » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:48 am

its an alien!

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:39 am

This is Spooky. He was the most loving and docile cat I have ever met. He died last week.

Loved dogs, despite the abuse he received from them.

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Loved babies despite having his ears pulled on (he would come back for more).

Didn't mind being pulled around in a wagon, pushed on a skateboard, or dressed up in clothes like an idiot. He just loved to be a part of things.

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One day he was awesome, the next day he was so sick he couldn't walk. A week later he was dead and the vet couldn't really say why.

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Post by Jaeger » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:52 pm

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Post by SomeMook » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:30 pm

Mr Pickles is not amused.
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Post by guitargeek » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:34 pm

guitargeek wrote:
roadmissile wrote:Is this thread still about cats or are we posting pics of ourselves stoned now?

/RM
[sledit]
Why not both?

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Post by FastCat » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:41 pm

Spicoli! Izzat you dood?
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Post by Flatline » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:59 am

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Post by guitargeek » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:33 am

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xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by roadmissile » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:34 pm

guitargeek wrote:Image
Now that is awesome, he just wants to go for a ride.

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