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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Is that annoying?
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I hate cats but this is cute.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
I hate cats but this is cute.
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-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
I love kitties, and that really is sooooo damn cute.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
I admit it, that was pretty damn cute! Saved me from having a completely crappy day!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
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tumbler
- The Business
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
- Contact:
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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tumbler
- The Business
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
- Contact:
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
I hate roadmissile
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
- mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......





How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
The one you have left?roadmissile wrote:Aw, you hurt my feeling.dozerone wrote:I hate roadmissile
/RM
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
I have a silly cat, and a video camera (that doesn't do well in low-light):
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guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
We doing this? We whipping them out?
Okay, here's my baby boy, Little Red (aka "Punkin' Butt"). He likes to keep me company in the shop.




Okay, here's my baby boy, Little Red (aka "Punkin' Butt"). He likes to keep me company in the shop.




Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Sure we can do this.......
From my trip east this year..........
The old codger

Min

Parking lot kitteh

Fozzie

The old codger

Min

Parking lot kitteh

Fozzie

How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
SmugMug pictures here, Save $5 when you join SmugMug by using this coupon zu0heHHhx9sjM
http://www.bikeshareworld.com
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
SmugMug pictures here, Save $5 when you join SmugMug by using this coupon zu0heHHhx9sjM
http://www.bikeshareworld.com
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
- MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
Here are my two children
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Hooray for kittehs!
Isabel Vile Temptress

Cracker aka Monkey

Stanley aka The Fun Police

Juliet aka The Fat/Evil One

Isabel Vile Temptress

Cracker aka Monkey
Stanley aka The Fun Police
Juliet aka The Fat/Evil One

"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
[sledit]roadmissile wrote:Is this thread still about cats or are we posting pics of ourselves stoned now?
/RM
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
This is Spooky. He was the most loving and docile cat I have ever met. He died last week.
Loved dogs, despite the abuse he received from them.

Loved babies despite having his ears pulled on (he would come back for more).
Didn't mind being pulled around in a wagon, pushed on a skateboard, or dressed up in clothes like an idiot. He just loved to be a part of things.

One day he was awesome, the next day he was so sick he couldn't walk. A week later he was dead and the vet couldn't really say why.
Loved dogs, despite the abuse he received from them.
Loved babies despite having his ears pulled on (he would come back for more).
Didn't mind being pulled around in a wagon, pushed on a skateboard, or dressed up in clothes like an idiot. He just loved to be a part of things.
One day he was awesome, the next day he was so sick he couldn't walk. A week later he was dead and the vet couldn't really say why.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Why not both?guitargeek wrote:[sledit]roadmissile wrote:Is this thread still about cats or are we posting pics of ourselves stoned now?
/RM

Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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I can has cheeseburger, I can has your soul!
I can has cheeseburger, I can has your soul!
You build it, we break it.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:

Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO


