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Bike selector test -Cool and short!
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
Bike selector test -Cool and short!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 7436152068
Apparently I should be riding an R1!
Forgive me if this has been posted before, I'm typically a bit late finding stuff like this.
Apparently I should be riding an R1!
Forgive me if this has been posted before, I'm typically a bit late finding stuff like this.
AKA Krampus
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- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 6 moxie, 8 zeal, and -2 pomp!
Strangely, the '03 R1 is one of my favorite Japanese sportbikes (close second to the '05 GSX-R 1000)
Merlyn
Wrench in Training
You scored 6 moxie, 8 zeal, and -2 pomp!
Strangely, the '03 R1 is one of my favorite Japanese sportbikes (close second to the '05 GSX-R 1000)
Merlyn
Wrench in Training
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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- MeatShipGuder
- Location: South Carolina
- Contact:
You scored 2 moxie, 10 zeal, and -4 pomp!
Moto Guzzi V-11... it forgot the question, "Are you now, and do you expect to remain, broke."
And really, what about this rediculous statement, "You are the most likely among the personality types to own a garage full of esoteric old bikes awaiting restoration. "

Moto Guzzi V-11... it forgot the question, "Are you now, and do you expect to remain, broke."
And really, what about this rediculous statement, "You are the most likely among the personality types to own a garage full of esoteric old bikes awaiting restoration. "

Yes I believe but I'd rather not pray.
What I believe in I'd rather not say...
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
What I believe in I'd rather not say...
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
- Abadon357
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: pittsburgh
- Contact:
test
10 moxie 6 zeal -2 pomp....yzfr1 i like this test
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,
anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
2000 vstar old school bobber
2002 suzuki savage 650 rigid chopper(in the works)
81 kz750 (streetfighter rigid ,in the works)
anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
2000 vstar old school bobber
2002 suzuki savage 650 rigid chopper(in the works)
81 kz750 (streetfighter rigid ,in the works)
- BillyName99
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
- Contact:
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 4 moxie, 8 zeal, and -2 pomp!
"You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding."
Laguna Seca! Longest vacation I've taken in 6 years!
You scored 4 moxie, 8 zeal, and -2 pomp!
"You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding."
Laguna Seca! Longest vacation I've taken in 6 years!
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Lakewood, Colorado
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My scored 1 moxie, 1 zeal, and 4 pomp!
"You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling."

<a href="http://www.slyattacks.com/" target="_blank">SlyAttacks.com</a> (LoKi)
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- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 3 moxie, 8 zeal, and -1 pomp!
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?
Has anyone gotten a BMW on this test yet?

Nice choice, though.

Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
- Contact:
Obviously they need to see the cock dent in yout TL's tank...LoKi wrote:Harley 883 Sportster
My scored 1 moxie, 1 zeal, and 4 pomp!
"You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling."
HeHeHe
600cc Sportbike
You scored 9 moxie, 2 zeal, and 1 pomp!
You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.
You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.
When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)
On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.
The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.
Take it to the track. You'll live longer.
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Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherby!
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1983 Kawasaki Gpz750 Streetfighter (In progress)
Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherby!
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1983 Kawasaki Gpz750 Streetfighter (In progress)
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 1 moxie, 5 zeal, and -2 pomp!
As long as it's flat black, I'm cool with that.
It also mentioned that I'd probably like a standard, like an SV, or ducati monster. Hmmm
Scary.
You scored 1 moxie, 5 zeal, and -2 pomp!
As long as it's flat black, I'm cool with that.
It also mentioned that I'd probably like a standard, like an SV, or ducati monster. Hmmm
Scary.
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 4 moxie, 3 zeal, and -2 pomp!
"I'm bringing up the Harley-Davidson product line at all is due to the fact that Harley is the choice most people think of when they consider getting into motorcycling, " well, only around your blok DUDE
this test is crap
You scored 4 moxie, 3 zeal, and -2 pomp!
"I'm bringing up the Harley-Davidson product line at all is due to the fact that Harley is the choice most people think of when they consider getting into motorcycling, " well, only around your blok DUDE
this test is crap
I'm not really from around here.
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Touche.BillyName99 wrote:Right here. But Not because you're riding a Sportster. The <b>real</b> reason is because you're so insecure that you think a Harley 883 Sporty somehow makes you less than "Manly".zimquidl wrote:Harley 883 Sportster
Hmm. Well. Shit.
Would someone tell me where I'm supposed to turn in my Man card?
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
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- Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
I should have a Aprilia RSV Mille
with scores of 7 moxie, 5 zeal, and 6 pomp!
I wish they gave me that bike, or anybike that runs, and shit.
with scores of 7 moxie, 5 zeal, and 6 pomp!
I wish they gave me that bike, or anybike that runs, and shit.
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: B right on!!
- Contact:
I too have been comdenmed to the 883 Sporty. Yeahh , No. I am surely no track all star but I know that I could make an R1 move like 75% or them will never get to. I'm considering my options of "Hate mail" for the author.
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that
-Motorcycle - List of accessories that proves my commitment to said motorcycle
-Motorcycle - List of accessories that proves my commitment to said motorcycle
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- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: denver
Has anyone gotten a BMW on this test yet?
If I change 3 answers I was wishy washy on;
BMW R1150GS
You scored 7 moxie, 7 zeal, and -4 pomp!
You tried the racing thing for a while, but it honestly bored you. I mean really, you just keep going 'round and 'round the track, where's the challenge there?
Your current favorite bike is the R1150GS. You look for dirt roads to ride on the way to work. You secretly dream of riding to Prudhoe Bay.
Of all the personality types, you are most likely to have several Iron Butt Saddlesore 1000's under your belt.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
WAAARGH! I retook the test, changing a few answers...and it's still that Sportster! I hate that test!ladytiki wrote:Has anyone gotten a BMW on this test yet?
If I change 3 answers I was wishy washy on;
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- squeetor
- Maltov Rattlecan
Im A squid
This test is crap
A 600 cc Jap bike
This stupid test is telling me that on hot summer days I wear shorts and a t-shirt. Apparently the guy who wrote this test has his head so far up his butt that he believes his test is based off of science. I've never gone on a ride in a pair of shorts.
THIS TEST CAN SUCK MY SQUID!!!!!
This test is crap
A 600 cc Jap bike
This stupid test is telling me that on hot summer days I wear shorts and a t-shirt. Apparently the guy who wrote this test has his head so far up his butt that he believes his test is based off of science. I've never gone on a ride in a pair of shorts.
THIS TEST CAN SUCK MY SQUID!!!!!

98 CBR 900RR
91 KLR 250
73 Yamaha DT 250
once you have lost everything are you free to do anything?
91 KLR 250
73 Yamaha DT 250
once you have lost everything are you free to do anything?
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- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: denver
The three I changed were,DerGolgo wrote:WAAARGH! I retook the test, changing a few answers...and it's still that Sportster! I hate that test!ladytiki wrote:Has anyone gotten a BMW on this test yet?
If I change 3 answers I was wishy washy on;
If someone passes you on the highway, do you feel an urge to speed up?
from using them as a rabbit, to setting my own pace.
Bling?
from Huh? to tasteful equivalent
and Are you hoping that your test result is a Harley-Davidson?
from No I hate harleys to I dont care one way or the other.
- that one girl
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: philly cheese-whiz
- beemer pat
- Barista of Doom
- Location: N 39.65653 W105.09209
- Contact:
Well lets see...... 6 moxie, 9 zeal and 1 pomp. It then tells me that I'm addicted to speed.
Who me naaaaaa I ride a BMW R1150GS aka pack mule. The test also said the bike for me would be a YZF R1.... naaaa. I like to ride my 1150GS like a R1 better.







04 KTM 525 EXC
01 R1150GS
92 K100RS
www.cohvco.org BlueRibbon Coalition http://sharetrails.org
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01 R1150GS
92 K100RS
www.cohvco.org BlueRibbon Coalition http://sharetrails.org
www.RiderDown.org


- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact: