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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Is that annoying?
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Oh crap, its a new guy.
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
Oh crap, its a new guy.
Hello my fellow cultists! Greetings from Austin, Texas!
New to the group, new to riding. I just got back from my first 1,000 miles and I am loving every second of it.
Looking forward to contributing as much as I can!
-Vitiare
New to the group, new to riding. I just got back from my first 1,000 miles and I am loving every second of it.
Looking forward to contributing as much as I can!
-Vitiare
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Goddamn, I miss Austin!
Howdy hi, new guy!
Pics of your bike, if you would please.
New to riding? Have you done FM 1431 yet?
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Howdy hi, new guy!
Pics of your bike, if you would please.
New to riding? Have you done FM 1431 yet?
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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Greetings and welcome. If the pinkie retrieval team shows up just keep one hand behind the door and tell them you gave at the office. Works every time.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
This is my baby. She's a 2003 Suzuki Intruder 800 Volusia. I just call her Judy:guitargeek wrote:Goddamn, I miss Austin!
Howdy hi, new guy!
Pics of your bike, if you would please.

I did 1431 just the other day. I decided it was a good idea to ride to Lago Vista to get metric bolts for some highway bars I have. (turns out the bars dont fit. Grr).guitargeek wrote: New to riding? Have you done FM 1431 yet?
Havent ridden much further than that, but my friends and I will probably do a run out to Johnson City Saturday.
Lovin every second of it!
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
I don't hate motorcycles, and I didn't frown.
I just don't like (most) cruisers (Jaeger's Speedy being the obvious exception, as it actually corners quite nicely).
This is a sad face:
This is a hrm face:
Regardless, you're still new to riding. Chances are you'll get bored with the fake Harley and trade it in for something more capable.
I just don't like (most) cruisers (Jaeger's Speedy being the obvious exception, as it actually corners quite nicely).
This is a sad face:
This is a hrm face:
Regardless, you're still new to riding. Chances are you'll get bored with the fake Harley and trade it in for something more capable.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
You sound EXACTLY like my buddy, who kept trying to get me on an SV-650 as a first bike.guitargeek wrote: Regardless, you're still new to riding. Chances are you'll get bored with that bike and trade it in for something more capable.
Sport bikes are nice. They have a lot of power. They are fast, quick and can turn on a dime.
I wanted a cruiser.
I'm not planning on burning up the turns. I'm not going to take it on the track (though I might just do that to spite you.)
In short, I'm happy riding what I ride. Sorry it doesn't meet your expectations, but I forgot to factor Guitargeek into my purchasing decisions.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
You should listen to your buddy, the SV650 is an excellent first bike!
Go ride one, you'll see.
Go ride one, you'll see.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
You're totally right!guitargeek wrote:You should listen to your buddy, the SV650 is an excellent first bike!
Go ride one, you'll see.
My friend let me ride his in a parking lot. Yeah, a boat load of torque and power! I was amazed. Instant response, instant power.
My cruiser is a big fat pig compared to that Leopard.
But I still like cruisers.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
- Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
Welcome!
I have an overstuffed recliner on 3 wheels.
No track days for me, but it is comfy. It got me to Denver and back in addition to being a daily driver, and I do mean daily. It's the Goldwing or the scooter unless it's icy, or I'm picking up a load of firewood.
I have an overstuffed recliner on 3 wheels.
No track days for me, but it is comfy. It got me to Denver and back in addition to being a daily driver, and I do mean daily. It's the Goldwing or the scooter unless it's icy, or I'm picking up a load of firewood.
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
I started on a 750 shadow and traded to sportier pastures when I started decking out hard parts in the canyons, we have good roads in Colorado...
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
AZRider's cruiser has plenty of oomph, and it does quite well in the corners, though the floorboards did freak me out...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Hi new guy! Stop picking on my friend from Oklahoma. He's a delicate flower.
Judy looks like fun.
Judy looks like fun.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Howdy Tex. The SoCal cell welcomes you.
Don't mind that Okie Geek. He's an asshole. If you had his bike you'd be one too (you probably are, now that you found this place).
You ride and love what yopu ride and don't give a shit what others ride.
Yoy bellong here.
Be safe Bubba
Don't mind that Okie Geek. He's an asshole. If you had his bike you'd be one too (you probably are, now that you found this place).
You ride and love what yopu ride and don't give a shit what others ride.
Yoy bellong here.
Be safe Bubba
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
<img src=http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/album_pic.php?pic_id=506>Vitiare wrote:OK, enlighten me: What's with the pinky thing?
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(Rolly makes the necessary contribution...)
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Welcome new guy. I'm not a cruiser fan, I used to be an asshole, now I'm just a cunt. (see sig lines below).
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
