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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
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by Mean Chuck » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:05 am
Welcome! Don't mind GG he didn't get the memo that this forum is about
all bikes and not the same boring thing regurgitated over and over. After all it's YOUR money so spend it on what makes YOU happy. SV650's are great starter bikes if that happens to be what you like, but if you want something else you will regret not getting what you really wanted in the first place.
Cruisers are great bikes to start out on, I did I even bought my first one in Austin at Woods Honda 15 years ago while I was stationed in Ft. Hood. It was a 1996 VT600 Shadow VLX Deluxe and I think it had more letters in it's name than it did horsepower! What an awesome little bike it was, I put almost 40k miles on it in the first two years I owned it and even rode it to PA twice and even did 1100 miles in one day on it. I had so much fun on that little thing and I still miss it every day. A year after I started riding I did add a FZR600 to my collection which was another awesome starter bike but I still liked the Shadow better. My advice for you is ride everything you can get you hands on, you never know what might tickle your fancy.
My 600 Shadow a week after I bought it riding near Waco, note the smile-
My FZR-
My current cruiser-

My father was a workaholic, every time you mention work he got drunk! -Rodney Dangerfield
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:09 am
Mean Chuck wrote:Welcome!
My current cruiser-

I'm still not a cruiser fan but this makes me tingly in my happy bits. Or happy in my tingly bits. Either way, I want to ride it.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:44 am
Mean Chuck wrote: After all it's YOUR money so spend it on what makes YOU happy.
Exactly, and welcome.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:59 am
And yeah, cruisers can be plenty of fun.
<img src=
http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/album_pic.php?pic_id=1146>
(Fairly recent pic of Athena -- now with New! And! Improved! mufflers that actually work!)
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:59 pm
Well thanks for all the comments (including Guitargeeks great first impression!)
Happy to be here.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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problemaddict
- Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
- Location: hatfield, PA
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Contact:
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by problemaddict » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:18 am
W E L C O M E ! !
I get made fun of for my transgressions as well:
Everyone here hates scooters as much as cruisers! But fuck em! They're all a bunch of pinky-less dicks...or was it dickless pinkys?!? i'm confused. I shoudl probably put downt eh SoCo and go to bedd....
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:21 am
No worries. Im not intimidated by the boys and their crotch rockets.
"You guys go burn up the corners. I'll be by in a few minutes to call 911."
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
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Contact:
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by Rock » Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:58 am
welcome, send in a fifth digit etc....
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Contact:
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by guitargeek » Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:28 pm
Vitiare wrote:my buddy
You should invite him to the forum.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:06 pm
My Buddy, My Buddy, My Buddy and me!
Welcome to whatever this place is.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:37 pm
How many more Texans are we going to tolerate here, btw?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:58 pm
Their an infectious lot. I know.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:06 pm
Vitiare wrote:Their an infectious lot. I know.
So are zombies.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:07 pm
Appologees fer my terrrible spellin.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:32 am
Wilkommen, I myself just returned to Texas after several years of sorrowful absence.
Glad you are here.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:38 am
problemaddict wrote:
I get made fun of for my transgressions as well:

Problem, for these transgressions you are truly praised!
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GeekGrl
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
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by GeekGrl » Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:53 pm
G'day newbie! If only you'd joined a wee bit earlier - was in Austin in April on my cross-country ride. Maybe next time ...
As others have said, don't mind guitargeek - he means well (and is quite a nice bloke in person!)
Welcome and enjoy your sojourn amidst the inmates ...
"This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do." -- Mal Reynolds
'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
Tales from a solo ride:
http://www.waywardrider.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:11 pm
Well if you ever roll throug Austin again, drop me a note and I'll buy you a sweet tea!
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:02 am
I'm kinda wanting this. Really, and it's not just to piss off the Gentleman from Oklahoma. I can't afford it, and would not own it as my only bike, but it sure does look like a whole helluva lotta fun.
http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/2528580953.html

Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Contact:
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by guitargeek » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:50 pm
If I haaaaad to choose a cruiser, it'd be that one. It's like an MT-01 that's been squashed.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:57 pm
Not a bad looking bike. Low slung and powerful. Nice lines!
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:27 pm
guitargeek wrote:If I haaaaad to choose a cruiser, it'd be that one. It's like an MT-01 that's been squashed.
I used to feel that way until I sat on one. Hated the feel from the seat.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Contact:
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by guitargeek » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:04 pm
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Hated the feel from the seat.
Well, it's a cruiser. Hard to get away from that Barcalounger posture.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:43 pm
Hurray for cruisers

I'm not really from around here.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Contact:
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by guitargeek » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:09 pm
Yeah, the ZL would also be a good choice, if one had to choose.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Aggroton
- Chuck Asap
- Location: Wrenchtown
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by Aggroton » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:42 pm
You all suck. Especially the new guy. All your bikes are slow turd buckets. And they suck too. You will all lick my balls when the new DOOM machine bitch slaps all your bikes sandy lil cunny holes. You will all kneel before its terrorist glow. Be humbled by its sheer omnipotence. Cowering in its glorious baxkroad burning glory. You will all burn.
Bitches.
DOOM MOTHERFUCKER!
Brought to you by your local bowling team.
thats a sweet bike.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Contact:
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by guitargeek » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:53 am
Hey new guy, you going to DOOM?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:36 am
guitargeek wrote:Hey new guy, you going to DOOM?
Sorry, Im stuck here in Texas till I get more time off from work.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:56 am
Rev wrote:Aggroton wrote:You all suck. Especially the new guy. All your bikes are slow turd buckets. And they suck too. You will all lick my ball when the new DOOM machine bitch slaps all your bikes sandy lil cunny holes. You will all kneel before its terrorist glow. Be humbled by its sheer omnipotence. Cowering in its glorious baxkroad burning glory. You will all burn.
Bitches.
DOOM MOTHERFUCKER!
Brought to you by your local bowling team.
Fixed.
There is just so much love in here... can you smell the love?
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"