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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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Kim Jong Il.
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Kim Jong Il.
The crazy bastard croaked. Sure to be replaced by another crazy bastard.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/kim ... story.html
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/kim ... story.html
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Good riddance. May the transition be a smooth one, times are interesting enough as it is.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
As someone who lived in South Korea, looked across the barren landscape of North Korea, briefly set foot across the DMZ, and also lived with his bullying in Japan, I cannot say I shed a tear.
I do sincerely hope that there is a place of punishment for people like him, and that the souls of the 2+million people, whose deaths he was responsible for, torment him for eternity.
Evil piece of shit.
I do sincerely hope that there is a place of punishment for people like him, and that the souls of the 2+million people, whose deaths he was responsible for, torment him for eternity.
Evil piece of shit.
- Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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Haven't seen this yet, but possibly worth a look...
{sledit} It may just be bullshit. Or sensationalist in places. Or old. Or with an agenda. Or quite accurate. Only seen 3 minutes so far. I'll leave it up there to somewhat decrease my sledism.
Haven't seen this yet, but possibly worth a look...
{sledit} It may just be bullshit. Or sensationalist in places. Or old. Or with an agenda. Or quite accurate. Only seen 3 minutes so far. I'll leave it up there to somewhat decrease my sledism.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- happycommuter
- Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.
good night sweet prince
I always liked the guy. He showed the world that George Bush Jr was a big pussy. He drank like a fish too. Totally awesome.
RIP
RIP
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
If you want to see something really fucked up, see National Geographic-- Inside North Korea. Netflix has it. I won't tell you the end, because you'll have to see how creepy it is for yourself.
He was easy to make fun of, but he was one twisted and demented motherfucker.
He was easy to make fun of, but he was one twisted and demented motherfucker.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- happycommuter
- Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.
National Geographic lied to get in to Best Korea.
http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2011/201112/ ... -21ee.html
The nation really, and rightfully, seems to miss great leader.
The nation really, and rightfully, seems to miss great leader.
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
His body was moved in a Capitialist Pig automobile. Lincoln. Slightly ironic.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/29/world ... d-out.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/29/world ... d-out.html


