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rc26
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Kim Jong Il.

Post by rc26 » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:20 am

The crazy bastard croaked. Sure to be replaced by another crazy bastard.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/kim ... story.html

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Post by calamari kid » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:08 am

Good riddance. May the transition be a smooth one, times are interesting enough as it is.
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Post by Jonny » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:52 am

As someone who lived in South Korea, looked across the barren landscape of North Korea, briefly set foot across the DMZ, and also lived with his bullying in Japan, I cannot say I shed a tear.

I do sincerely hope that there is a place of punishment for people like him, and that the souls of the 2+million people, whose deaths he was responsible for, torment him for eternity.

Evil piece of shit.

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Post by Jonny » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:03 am

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Haven't seen this yet, but possibly worth a look...

{sledit} It may just be bullshit. Or sensationalist in places. Or old. Or with an agenda. Or quite accurate. Only seen 3 minutes so far. I'll leave it up there to somewhat decrease my sledism.

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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:45 am

More good news is that his death will highlight those in power elsewhere that are, while not as crazy, also power-hungry and despotic.
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Post by rolly » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:42 am

Maybe there is a Santa Claus after all.

On the other hand, he's going to be succeeded by his son who is well indoctrinated in the crazy. Didn't he sink a South Korean ship earlier this year as a PR stunt?

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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:15 pm

I remember a few years ago there were reports of cannibalism in North Korea because the food crisis was so bad. Hard to imagine, but compared to some of the other things people are capable of maybe not so much.
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:39 pm

From the Onion; Remembering Kim Jong Il

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good night sweet prince

Post by happycommuter » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:46 pm

I always liked the guy. He showed the world that George Bush Jr was a big pussy. He drank like a fish too. Totally awesome.

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Post by Zer0 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:30 pm

If you want to see something really fucked up, see National Geographic-- Inside North Korea. Netflix has it. I won't tell you the end, because you'll have to see how creepy it is for yourself.

He was easy to make fun of, but he was one twisted and demented motherfucker.
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happycommuter
Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.

National Geographic lied to get in to Best Korea.

Post by happycommuter » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:41 am

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2011/201112/ ... -21ee.html
The nation really, and rightfully, seems to miss great leader.

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Post by Rock » Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:26 am

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Post by SidVicious » Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:51 pm

Zer0 wrote:If you want to see something really fucked up, see National Geographic-- Inside North Korea. Netflix has it.
Yeah, I just watched that Wed. night. Shit's pretty fucked up over there. :shock: :(
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Post by rc26 » Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:19 am

His body was moved in a Capitialist Pig automobile. Lincoln. Slightly ironic.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/29/world ... d-out.html

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